No, you can still breathe under the balls.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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