cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
this just has baby written all over it
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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