I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You were trust falling into bushes
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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