I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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