Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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