This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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