Don't you send me to vm
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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