apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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