He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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