I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
