Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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