You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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