It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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