Pregnant stripper...not hot.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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