is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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