i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you guys were way drunker than both of me
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
