Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
