I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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