The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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