I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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