Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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