that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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