the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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