I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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