Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I understand Curling. That high.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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