Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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