fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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