ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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