so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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