just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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