I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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