There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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