My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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