She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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