if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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