hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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