Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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