I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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