and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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