A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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