Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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