Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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