Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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