Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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