You can't special order awesome
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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