the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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