My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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