Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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