That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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