You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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